Christopher knows he’s in love with you, he’s just super busy and is playing hard-to-get. But that’s okay—you’ll wait! Here are some men you can string along in the meantime to fill the void until Christopher comes to his senses, that silly goose!

Queefs happen to all women, but are your queefs cute enough? Save yourself the embarrassment of having normal-sounding queefs by inserting squeak boxes in your vagina! With these squeaky objects, your queefs can be adorable and not gross, like nature intended! You’re on your way back from a long trip to Poundtown with your boyfriend Brad and steam is sputtering out of your lady engine. Gross! Take preventative measures by gutting your dog’s favorite squeak toy for its squeaky hidden jewel. In o

Congratulations! You’re getting married, and everything about it is coming together! But when it comes to decorating, you can always use some tips. Here are five great pieces that no one will take home because you scheduled it for a Tuesday. Really? What did you expect?

As a renaissance girl-on-the-go, you know it’s hard to keep your life in balance, especially on two wheels! Here are the perfect bicycle baskets to all take eyes off your bicycle’s training wheels and onto literally anything else, so help you god:

At some point in our busy lives, we women all face the same embarrassing snafus: your shirt is inside out, you had diarrhea at work, you swallowed a wine cork and now you’re choking. You know how to solve these problems easy-peasy, but there’s one issue that might be too much for your feminine intuition to handle: The patent stilettos you wore once around a DSW have betrayed you, and now you’ve broken your toe in them in public and WILL NOT be shamed into seeking immediate medical attention. Onc

That doesn’t make them any less great, right? I mean, if they are going to veer off so horribly from the path they’ve already begun to pave then wouldn’t that only make them better for taking on such a feat? Yeah, probably not but I can try to make that logic work so I don’t seem like such a jerk. In no particular order… Hooray! I’d love to hear about half read books that you would recommend. Maybe I’ll take the page number you left off at and read from that point until the end and tell you wh